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Tuesday, 16 April 2013

Pink Dolphins

This blog has previously broken some serious scoops on:

Dolphins being aliens and Dolphin rape disturbances growing in number.

Now it has come to light that Amazonian Pink Dolphins (Inia geoffrensis) may well be the worst of a bad bunch.

Here in the EXCLUSIVE IMAGE you can almost literally see what this Pink Dolphin is thinking about.



6 comments:

  1. Not fucking funny, coming from a victim of rape, one of the accounts being my father, this is extremely offensive and blood curdling. use your goddamn brain before you post anything of this sort again. how would you feel if it was you? or your wife, sister, brother, daughter, son, or any loved one?! its all fun and games until you're wiping the tears off their face for the very same thing you think it is socially acceptible to joke about.

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    1. Actually dolphins can and do rape humans, many victims die because Dolphins drag them underwater. In doing so many cases of the incident are rare and often unheard of. But still reported by people who see the incident. Typically a group of male Dolphins in breeding season will search the shores for humans, drag one they find away and have group sex with him/her.

      Scientists tested this with a human-like man-a-kin with a tracker and camera installed. This in fact had shown this incident happens, after all Dolphins are sexually immoral animals (source cracked.com)

      The tracker lead them to a distant underwater cave and the footage was disturbing.

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  2. Yeah, imagine the feeling of pain and fear when you are completely unable to do anything to protect yourself and you cry and scream at the person that is about to inflict this pain on you. yet they still don't care and they go about taking something from you that is not willingly given.Anyone can be a victim and it is never ever funny. it stays in the corner of your mind for the rest of your life. you just wish there was something you could do but you couldn't... is it really funny or necessary to post stupid nonsense like this?

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    1. I'm sorry if you found this offensive. I never intended to offend anyone. I would hate to be raped by either a dolphin or a human. It is no joke that dolphins will attempt to rape humans.

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  3. well i think its funny and i was raped too

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  4. Totally uncool. Not funny to have your child look for pink dolphins and come across this. Way to represent !

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